19 Things It Took People Way Too Long To Learn.
Nathan Johnson
Published
03/21/2022
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That puffer fish don’t use air to inflate. -
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That roadrunners are not the size of an emu. -
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That if you wear a white bra, you can see it through a l white shirt, but if you wear a nude colored bra, you can’t. I was 40 when a coworker shared this with me. -
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I learned, when I was 46 years old, that my pet ducks we had as children, did not in fact fly south for the winter. Every winter. -
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The the longest time I always heard of sports teams “Drafting” people. And I am tall, so as a kid I was constantly afraid I’d get drafted for the state basketball team just out of the blue, I thought it worked like a military draft. -
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I learned how to ride a bike at the ripe age of 24. -
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I thought the D is Disney was just some random symbol, kinda like a backwards G. It took me until like 7th grade to realize it and even as an adult I still can’t unsee the backwards G. -
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Corned beef wasn’t made by cattle that were strictly fed corn. My mom couldn’t stop laughing. -
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Ponies are NOT baby horses -
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I thought an armadillo was a reptile rather than a mammal. -
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That narwhals are real. I thought they were cute mythological creatures, until I saw a brooch a friend had and asked if it was part of the companies mythological line. She asked me if I thought narwhals were myths, like unicorns. I laughed and said of course they are. -
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I only learned about a week ago that the saying “champing at the bit” is NOT “chomping at the bit,” so I understand where a lot of these folks are coming from: -
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It’s “for all intents and purposes” not “for all intensive purposes” -
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I thought everyone’s mouth got itchy when eating bananas. Almost 40 years old and find out I’m somewhat allergic to them. -
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That our next door neighbors were lesbians and not just “good friends”. Lovely people. Didn’t figure it out until I was in college -
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At roughly 37, I learned pineapples grew from the ground. Not from a tree. -
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“Rotating tires” doesn’t mean spinning them around in place like you’re in a Fast and the Furious movie. It means you swap each of their positions on the car. -
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At 42 years-old, I realized there is no donkey in Donkey Kong. -
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“Paradigm” is pronounced “pear-uh-dime”. It is definitely NOT pronounced “pear-uh-dig-um”.
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